Don't you send me to vm
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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