For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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