I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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