everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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