that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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