can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
