I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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