Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Randomize