He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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