Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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