let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
