Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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