NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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