There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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