Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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