You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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