i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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