So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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