When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
