I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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