god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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