Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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