You're so nebulous sometimes
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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