ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
