is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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