At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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