Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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