My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
