my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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