matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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