have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize