I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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