The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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