U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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