Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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