She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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