My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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