All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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