i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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