I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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