So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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