If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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