I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my sisters under your porch take her home
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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