is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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