Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
