So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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