...so i touched it.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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