I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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