The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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