i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
