I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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