question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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