they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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