so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
