Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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