oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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