Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Randomize
