One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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